Around BWB - Benchwarmer Baseball at a Glance

Benchwarmer Baseball has over 60 leagues. This page will feature some of the highlights...and lowlights...of action around the BWB universe this season.

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Best Records

Rank	League	Team	Owner	W	L	Pct.
1	Silver Screen League	Court Jesters	Jason Kiernan	37	8	.822
2	Beatleball	Plastic Ono Memory Elephants	John Hula	36	9	.800
2	Grand Slam League	Stillwater Sluggers	Michael Quinn	36	9	.800
2	Three of a Kind League	Three Blind Mouse-ketiers	Jason Kiernan	36	9	.800
2	Tobacco Road League	Concrete To Leather	Jim Duzyk	36	9	.800
6	Bleed Dodger Blue	South Hills California Elite	Michael Quinn	35	10	.778
6	Deuces Wild League	Deuces Looses	John Hula	35	10	.778
8	Big Red Machine League	Golden GR8S	David Henning	34	11	.756
8	Fenway Fenatics	Skeleton Crew	Ken Stevenson	34	11	.756
8	Pacific Northwest League	Axe Men	Tom McGraw	34	11	.756
8	Triple Crown League	Kylertown Shoeless Joes	Aaron Tiracorda	34	11	.756

Worst Records

Rank	League	Team	Owner	W	L	Pct.
1	Triple Crown League	Hobart Hurricanes	Matt Strawbridge	3	42	.067
2	Home of the Brave	California Kicked Your A$$	Craig Burke	6	39	.133
3	Commissioners League	Cleveland Steamers	Tom McGraw	9	36	.200
3	Whiff League	Grab Some Pine MEAT!!!!!	Jamison Reese	9	36	.200
5	Geek Pride League	Three Dollar Bill	Tom McGraw	10	35	.222
6	Beatleball	Lake Wobegon Whippetts	Andy Marquis	11	34	.244
6	Royal Flush League	California Kicked UR A$$	Craig Burke	11	34	.244
6	Scooby Doo League	Georgia Swamp Monsters	Willis Lee	11	34	.244
9	Chevy Chase League	Bushwood Country Clubbers	Alonda Clifton	12	33	.267
9	Marxball	Cincinnati Superstars	Michael Horvitz	12	33	.267
9	Reality Bites	Frostbite Falls Moose & Squirrel	Andy Marquis	12	33	.267
9	Shadowball League	Late Bloomers	Roland Dupont	12	33	.267

Best Owner Combined Records for Multiple Teams

Rank	Owner	# of Leagues	W	L	Pct.
1	Ken Stevenson	4	118	62	.656
2	Jesse Roche	3	86	49	.637
3	Rob Behymer	2	57	33	.633
4	Jason Kiernan	65	1804	1121	.617
5	Micah Bustard	2	53	37	.589
5	Aaron Tiracorda	2	53	37	.589
7	Michael Rudolph	24	634	446	.587
8	Greg Flees	2	52	38	.578
9	Sherman Wan	36	935	685	.577
10	Mac Quinn	3	77	58	.570

Worst Owner Combined Records for Multiple Teams

Rank	Owner	# of Leagues	W	L	Pct.
1	Andy Marquis	5	78	147	.347
2	Shawn Siciliano	2	33	57	.367
3	Christian Ingram	3	51	84	.378
4	Justin Juengel	2	35	55	.389
5	Robert Hamilton	2	36	54	.400
5	Mike Scott	8	144	216	.400
7	Chris Bellina	3	55	80	.407
7	Willis Lee	6	110	160	.407
9	Matt Strawbridge	5	92	133	.409
10	Craig Burke	16	296	424	.411

Best Team Power Index (Week 7)

Rank	League	Team	Owner	Power Index
1	Three of a Kind League	Three Blind Mouse-ketiers	Jason Kiernan	80.4433
2	Bleed Dodger Blue	Scully's Songbirds	Jason Kiernan	79.2183
3	Big Red Machine League	Golden GR8S	David Henning	79.0631
4	Will Ferrell League	Not Knot Heads	Michael Lehman	78.1836
5	Steel City League	Stargell's Spectacular Slammin Spectacle	Jason Kiernan	77.9121
6	Three of a Kind League	Equilateral Triangles	Michael Rudolph	77.7429
7	Five Boroughs League	Coney Island Babies	Michael Lehman	77.4151
8	Shadowball League	Las Vegas Billionaires	Jim Sowerby	77.4095
9	American Association	Cleveland Spiders	Michael Rudolph	77.2069
10	South Siders League	Melton's Meltdowns	Michael Rudolph	77.0878

Worst Team Power Index (Week 7)

Rank	League	Team	Owner	Power Index
1	Whiff League	Grab Some Pine MEAT!!!!!	Jamison Reese	16.9223
2	Triple Crown League	Hobart Hurricanes	Matt Strawbridge	17.3083
3	Home of the Brave	California Kicked Your A$$	Craig Burke	18.4745
4	Batman League	Winged Vengeance	John Hula	18.9526
5	Motor City League	Walking Dead Heads	Alonda Clifton	20.2314
6	Batman League	Cat Woman's Meows	Andrew Lehman	20.3919
7	Scooby Doo League	Georgia Swamp Monsters	Willis Lee	20.7264
8	Beatleball	Lake Wobegon Whippetts	Andy Marquis	21.0231
9	Grand Slam League	Space Jam Slammers	John Hula	21.1629
10	Shadowball League	Ghost Busters	Tom McGraw	21.3038

Most Improved Teams

Rank	League	Team	Owner	This Year	Last Year	Difference
1	Steel City League	Monongahela River Monsters	Michael Rudolph	30-15 (.667)	48-102 (.320)	.347
2	Silver Screen League	Court Jesters	Jason Kiernan	37-8 (.822)	72-78 (.480)	.342
3	ThirtyThirtysomething League	The Thunder Down Under	Skip Hohensee	32-13 (.711)	59-91 (.393)	.318
4	Beatleball	Plastic Ono Memory Elephants	John Hula	36-9 (.800)	73-77 (.487)	.313
5	Pacific Northwest League	Axe Men	Tom McGraw	34-11 (.756)	67-83 (.447)	.309
5	Experts League	St. Louis Prefectos	Sheldon Price	31-14 (.689)	57-93 (.380)	.309
7	Grand Slam League	Stillwater Sluggers	Michael Quinn	36-9 (.800)	77-73 (.513)	.287
8	Triple Crown League	Kylertown Shoeless Joes	Aaron Tiracorda	34-11 (.756)	71-79 (.473)	.282
9	Geek Pride League	California Kicked UR A$$	Craig Burke	28-17 (.622)	52-98 (.347)	.276
10	They Might Be Giants	So Tired of Everything	Sherman Wan	27-18 (.600)	49-101 (.327)	.273

Teams with Greatest Declines

Rank	League	Team	Owner	This Year	Last Year	Difference
1	Whiff League	Grab Some Pine MEAT!!!!!	Jamison Reese	9-36 (.200)	88-62 (.587)	-.387
2	Geek Pride League	Three Dollar Bill	Tom McGraw	10-35 (.222)	89-61 (.593)	-.371
3	Bleed Dodger Blue	Southeast Northern State Westerners	Leif Jonson	14-31 (.311)	99-51 (.660)	-.349
4	Triple Crown League	Hobart Hurricanes	Matt Strawbridge	3-42 (.067)	62-88 (.413)	-.347
5	Home of the Brave	California Kicked Your A$$	Craig Burke	6-39 (.133)	67-83 (.447)	-.313
6	A League About Nothing	Wild Men	Roland Dupont	15-30 (.333)	91-59 (.607)	-.273
7	Golden Throat League	Twin Cities Fighting Carp	Jon Swanson	13-32 (.289)	84-66 (.560)	-.271
8	Four Star League	Men Injecting Men 2 Still Roided Up	Christian Ingram	15-30 (.333)	90-60 (.600)	-.267
9	Scooby Doo League	Georgia Swamp Monsters	Willis Lee	11-34 (.244)	76-74 (.507)	-.262
10	Fenway Fenatics	South City White Rats	Justin Juengel	15-30 (.333)	89-61 (.593)	-.260

Franchises with no Division Titles Currently in First Place

League	Team	Owner	Record
A League About Nothing	Infinite Zeroes	David Henning	26-19 (.578)
A League About Nothing	Overdried Clothes	Jason Kiernan	30-15 (.667)
American Association	Cleveland Spiders	Michael Rudolph	31-14 (.689)
American Association	Gentleman Jack	Roland Dupont	26-19 (.578)
American Association	Punxsutawney Philistines	John Hula	22-23 (.489)
Anchorman League	Cooperstown Wannabes	David Henning	30-15 (.667)
Anchorman League	Penny Arcade Hustlers	Jamison Reese	25-20 (.556)
Anchorman League	Will the Thrill News Team 11 Sports	Andrew Lehman	30-15 (.667)
B Movie Actor League	Don't Let Me Down	Jason Kiernan	28-17 (.622)
Beatleball	Big Mack Attack	Tom McGraw	23-22 (.511)
Birdland	Palmer, McNally, Cueller, Dobson Throwing 20s at the wall	Jason Kiernan	28-17 (.622)
Birdland	Phoenix Golden Eagles	David Henning	26-19 (.578)
Birdland	Troop C Lion Tamers	Bret Kahler	24-21 (.533)
Birdland	Wadsworth Woodpeckers	Michael Rudolph	30-15 (.667)
Blame Canada League	Fairplays Hubba-baloo	Jason Kiernan	31-14 (.689)
Born to Run League	Lou Brocks Jocks	Andrew Lehman	28-17 (.622)
Born to Run League	Roundin' Third and Headin' for Home	Michael Rudolph	27-18 (.600)
Broadway League	Jekyll & Hyde Singing in the Chicago Rain	Jason Kiernan	26-19 (.578)
Broadway League	Rochelle Rochelle	Michael Rudolph	25-20 (.556)
Broadway League	Rusty Nails	Roland Dupont	25-20 (.556)
Broadway League	Times Square Pickpockets	Jon Swanson	25-20 (.556)
Cleveland Rocks	Feller's Fireballers	Jason Kiernan	25-20 (.556)
Cleveland Rocks	North Coast Wahoos	Michael Rudolph	28-17 (.622)
Experts League	Benchwarmer Mendoza Liners	Jon Swanson	24-21 (.533)
Federal League	Kansas City Packers	Michael Quinn	30-15 (.667)
Federal League	Provence Renegades	Ken DeGroot	22-23 (.489)
Federal League	Wastin Away In Margaritaville	Alonda Clifton	29-16 (.644)
Fenway Fenatics	Cincinnati Red Stockings 2	Michael Horvitz	28-17 (.622)
Fenway Fenatics	Georgia Yellow Jackets	Willis Lee	26-19 (.578)
Five Boroughs League	Coney Island Babies	Michael Lehman	27-18 (.600)
Five Boroughs League	Staten Island Smashers	Jason Kiernan	29-16 (.644)
Four Star League	Kenobi's Jedi Knights	Jason Kiernan	30-15 (.667)
Gone But Not Forgotten League	Larry, Pedro, Kenny Hill and the 1994 Expos	Jason Kiernan	32-13 (.711)
Gone But Not Forgotten League	New York GIANTS	Michael Lehman	25-20 (.556)
Gone But Not Forgotten League	Oklahoma Roughnecks	Phillip Dang	26-19 (.578)
Gone But Not Forgotten League	Veeckville Gaedels	A Citarella	25-20 (.556)
Grunge League	Kentucky McGraws	Tom McGraw	30-15 (.667)
Grunge League	Saturn Ringers	David Henning	28-17 (.622)
Grunge League	Slap Happy	Roland Dupont	31-14 (.689)
Home of the Brave	Alphabet Street Paizley Prinxes	John Hula	26-19 (.578)
Marxball	Adolph's Harpsters	Dave Matter	23-22 (.511)
Moneyball League	Bloom County Boingers	Jerry King	24-21 (.533)
Motor City League	Trumbull Rumblers	John Hula	27-18 (.600)
Murderers' Row	Wittenberg Theses	Jon Swanson	23-22 (.511)
North Siders League	Addison Ivies	Dave Matter	23-22 (.511)
North Siders League	Gold Coast Wildcats	Michael Quinn	26-19 (.578)
Original Six League	Destiny's Guardians	David Henning	26-19 (.578)
Original Six League	Lamoureux Mighty Dekes	Sherman Wan	26-19 (.578)
Pacific Northwest League	Axe Men	Tom McGraw	34-11 (.756)
Phightin' Phils League	Lonely Vagabonds	Sherman Wan	27-18 (.600)
Royal Flush League	West Bottoms Hungry Heifers	Dave Matter	22-23 (.489)
Scooby Doo League	Cuban Sluggers	Tom McGraw	27-18 (.600)
Silver Screen League	Chatsworth Tatum Tots	Dave Matter	27-18 (.600)
Silver Screen League	Court Jesters	Jason Kiernan	37-8 (.822)
South Siders League	Melton's Meltdowns	Michael Rudolph	29-16 (.644)
South Siders League	Wimpy's Hawks	Dave Matter	31-14 (.689)
Steel City League	Clean Sweep	Roland Dupont	29-16 (.644)
Steel City League	Three Rivers Pierogies	Jon Swanson	25-20 (.556)
Superman League	Bellvue Hospital Orderlies	Andrew Lehman	28-17 (.622)
That's the Fact Jack League	He-Man!!! Is who I'm gonna call	Jason Kiernan	23-22 (.511)
That's the Fact Jack League	Ty's Ties	Dave Matter	31-14 (.689)
The Kings of Queens	Cincinnati Redlegs 2	Michael Horvitz	26-19 (.578)
The Kings of Queens	Heffernan's Henchmen	Michael Rudolph	29-16 (.644)
ThirtyThirtysomething League	Fort Worth Foxes	Brad Lewallen	28-17 (.622)
ThirtyThirtysomething League	Gant's Galloping Ghosts	Jason Kiernan	28-17 (.622)
ThirtyThirtysomething League	The Thunder Down Under	Skip Hohensee	32-13 (.711)
ThirtyThirtysomething League	Tie Me Wallaby Down - Sport	Alonda Clifton	26-19 (.578)
Three of a Kind League	Three Blind Mouse-ketiers	Jason Kiernan	36-9 (.800)
Tobacco Road League	Concrete To Leather	Jim Duzyk	36-9 (.800)
Tobacco Road League	Jordan's Jammers	Jason Kiernan	30-15 (.667)
Tobacco Road League	Kingston Ganja Smokers	Ricardo Alexander	25-20 (.556)
Tobacco Road League	Little Old Ladies From Pasadena	Alonda Clifton	24-21 (.533)
Wes Anderson League	All Day Suckers	Roland Dupont	26-19 (.578)
Wes Anderson League	Atlanta Red Eagles	Ricardo Alexander	27-18 (.600)
Wes Anderson League	Redneck Ric's Roadkill Diner	Michael Lehman	28-17 (.622)
Wes Anderson League	Twee True Outcomes	Sherman Wan	31-14 (.689)
Whiff League	Big Train Rides The Ryan Express	Jason Kiernan	32-13 (.711)
Whiff League	Boomer Sooner	Phillip Dang	25-20 (.556)
Whiff League	Branyan's Bombers	Michael Rudolph	27-18 (.600)
Whiff League	The Usual Suspects	Micah Bustard	25-20 (.556)
White Elephant League	Dark Side of the Moon Over Miami Marlins	Andrew Lehman	27-18 (.600)
White Elephant League	Houston Dome	Michael Quinn	31-14 (.689)
White Elephant League	Nashville Hangover Crew	Ken DeGroot	28-17 (.622)
Will Ferrell League	Boone Central Cardinals	Mike Cerny	25-20 (.556)
Will Ferrell League	Not Knot Heads	Michael Lehman	32-13 (.711)
Will Ferrell League	This Is The BBC	Jamison Reese	26-19 (.578)

Division Winners Last Season Currently under .500

League	Team	Owner	Record
A League About Nothing	WHO DAT!	Skip Hohensee	17-28 (.378)
A League About Nothing	Wild Men	Roland Dupont	15-30 (.333)
American Association	Area 51 ET's	Jerry King	20-25 (.444)
B Movie Actor League	San Francisco Dharmanauts	John Hula	19-26 (.422)
Batman League	Bruce Wayne Is A Sissy	Jamison Reese	20-25 (.444)
Batman League	Winged Vengeance	John Hula	14-31 (.311)
Beer League	Canadian Moosehead	Michael Gaston	17-28 (.378)
Beer League	Elsinore Hosers	A Citarella	21-24 (.467)
Birdland	Them Olde Black Crows	Jamison Reese	21-24 (.467)
Blame Canada League	Banff Snowcaps	Dave Matter	21-24 (.467)
Blame Canada League	Frigid Pink Ladies of the Artic Night	Jamison Reese	19-26 (.422)
Bleed Dodger Blue	New New York Mets	Daniel Foley, Jr.	16-29 (.356)
Bleed Dodger Blue	Southeast Northern State Westerners	Leif Jonson	14-31 (.311)
Blue and Gray League	Atlantis Mighty Mythtakes	David Henning	22-23 (.489)
Blue and Gray League	Lincoln Logs	Andrew Lehman	17-28 (.378)
Born to Run League	Nebraska Grasshoppers	Rick Furtak	21-24 (.467)
Born to Run League	Quad Cities Stealing Home	Tom Kohl	20-25 (.444)
Broadway League	The Lamb Seems Right Out Of Place Under Manmade Neon Lights	John Hula	16-29 (.356)
Bronx Bombers League	Harlem Hillbillies	Roland Dupont	22-23 (.489)
Bronx Bombers League	Reese's Pieces	Jamison Reese	16-29 (.356)
Chevy Chase League	Rummerfield Riverhorses	Jay Snyder	21-24 (.467)
Cleveland Rocks	Shaky Heights Bombers	Jim Meyer	20-25 (.444)
Commissioners League	Budapest Buskers	Jon Swanson	20-25 (.444)
Commissioners League	Towanda Teetotalers	Jay Snyder	18-27 (.400)
Deuces Wild League	November Nine	Danny Zaccaro	19-26 (.422)
Deuces Wild League	Washington Insiders	Don Kruse	22-23 (.489)
Experts League	Fantasy Couch	Andrew Eggers	19-26 (.422)
Federal League	Okefenokee Gators	Willis Lee	20-25 (.444)
Federal League	Provence Renegades	Ken DeGroot	22-23 (.489)
Fenway Fenatics	South City White Rats	Justin Juengel	15-30 (.333)
Firemen League	Friendly Assassins	Roland Dupont	22-23 (.489)
Firemen League	House of Leary	Brian Haines	20-25 (.444)
Firemen League	Medford Madmen	Jake Roberts	19-26 (.422)
Five Boroughs League	Hostile Take-over	Danny Zaccaro	21-24 (.467)
Four Star League	Men Injecting Men 2 Still Roided Up	Christian Ingram	15-30 (.333)
Geek Pride League	Clark & Addison	Mike DeSmedt	21-24 (.467)
Geek Pride League	Orphanville Pickpockets	Michael Horvitz	19-26 (.422)
Geek Pride League	Three Dollar Bill	Tom McGraw	10-35 (.222)
Golden Throat League	Atlantic City Hi-Rollers	Tom McGraw	22-23 (.489)
Gone But Not Forgotten League	Center City Flashbacks	David Henning	22-23 (.489)
Grand Slam League	Dushore Doppelgangers	Jay Snyder	21-24 (.467)
Grand Slam League	Moons Over My Hamate	Sherman Wan	21-24 (.467)
Grand Slam League	Ultimate Taters	David Henning	15-30 (.333)
Grand Slam League	Winston Wants Bangers for Breakfast	Jamison Reese	22-23 (.489)
Grunge League	Smells Like Teenage Sweat	Jamison Reese	17-28 (.378)
Hall of Fame League	Boar's Nest	Tom Twomey	21-24 (.467)
Hall of Fame League	Vice City Gamblers	Jerry King	21-24 (.467)
Home of the Brave	Twin Cities Lakers	Sam Campbell	21-24 (.467)
K Street League	Italian Stations	Tom McGraw	22-23 (.489)
Longball League	Danny's Wallbangers	Danny Zaccaro	21-24 (.467)
Marxball	Phenway Phantoms	Danny Zaccaro	22-23 (.489)
Minnie & Paul League	Minoso & Waner	Jason Kiernan	17-28 (.378)
Minnie & Paul League	Tondara Ninjas	Mike Cerny	20-25 (.444)
Moneyball League	Jenks Jerks	Tom Twomey	19-26 (.422)
Moneyball League	TINSTAAPP Leifs	Leif Jonson	18-27 (.400)
Motor City League	Gratiot Cards	Michael Quinn	20-25 (.444)
Murderers' Row	Guttenberg Gandolfinis	Tom Twomey	16-29 (.356)
North Siders League	Carolina Swamp Foxes	John Stroba	19-26 (.422)
Original Six League	Hockey Pucks	Michael Lehman	21-24 (.467)
Original Six League	Powerplay Goals	Jamison Reese	16-29 (.356)
Pacific Northwest League	Portland Thinkers	Daniel Foley, Jr.	19-26 (.422)
Pacific Northwest League	Torrance Longshots	Ken DeGroot	15-30 (.333)
Perfect World League	Erie Seawolves	Doug Schnack	19-26 (.422)
Perfect World League	Oklahoma Black Gold	Michael Lehman	21-24 (.467)
Reality Bites	Kingston Jamaicans	Ricardo Alexander	22-23 (.489)
Reality Bites	Rio de Janeiro 2016 Olympians	Leif Jonson	20-25 (.444)
Redbirds League	Brazil 2014 Canarinho	Leif Jonson	20-25 (.444)
Redbirds League	Hello Wisconsin Stoners	Michael Lehman	21-24 (.467)
Redbirds League	Orion's Solar Kings	David Henning	20-25 (.444)
Royal Flush League	Bedrock Sonic Clubs	David Henning	22-23 (.489)
Royal Flush League	Runner Runner Royal Flush	John Hula	22-23 (.489)
Scooby Doo League	Big City Blue Falcons	Mark Currie	17-28 (.378)
Scooby Doo League	Georgia Swamp Monsters	Willis Lee	11-34 (.244)
Shadowball League	Bedrock Water Buffaloes	Leif Jonson	21-24 (.467)
Shadowball League	Stockholm Socialists	Jon Swanson	20-25 (.444)
Silver Screen League	Sonic Boom	Jamison Reese	21-24 (.467)
Silver Screen League	Vegas Big Losers	Tom McGraw	16-29 (.356)
Steel City League	House of Lannister	Brian Haines	17-28 (.378)
That's the Fact Jack League	Groundhog Central Weather Prognosticators	John Hula	20-25 (.444)
That's the Fact Jack League	Kingston Don Dadda	Ricardo Alexander	21-24 (.467)
That's the Fact Jack League	The Thing Under the Bed	Andrew Lehman	20-25 (.444)
The Kings of Queens	Kansas Bucks	Greg Flees	21-24 (.467)
The Kings of Queens	Waynedale Golden Bears	Dave Matter	22-23 (.489)
They Might Be Giants	Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head	John Hula	19-26 (.422)
ThirtyThirtysomething League	Atomic Oxygen	Jim Duzyk	13-32 (.289)
ThirtyThirtysomething League	Friday Knight Hipsters	Andrew Lehman	16-29 (.356)
Three of a Kind League	Maryland Marauders	Michael Gaston	18-27 (.400)
Tobacco Road League	Cape Fear Sea Wolves	Dave Matter	22-23 (.489)
Tobacco Road League	Carmel Surfer Boys	Andrew Lehman	16-29 (.356)
Triple Crown League	Dave's Dynamo	David Henning	22-23 (.489)
Triple Crown League	Garreg Mach Monks	Sherman Wan	22-23 (.489)
Wes Anderson League	Mysterium Tremendum	David Henning	17-28 (.378)
Wes Anderson League	Tinseltown Tomfoolery	Tom Twomey	20-25 (.444)
Whiff League	Garrett Park Dragons	Charlie Penn	21-24 (.467)
Whiff League	Global Stars on 45	David Henning	22-23 (.489)
Whiff League	New Day	Roland Dupont	20-25 (.444)
White Elephant League	Red Hot Elephant Fritters	Alonda Clifton	15-30 (.333)
Will Ferrell League	Foggy Bottom Plumbers	Yuri Belova	21-24 (.467)
Will Ferrell League	Kentucky Bluegrass	J.C. Freeman	17-28 (.378)
Will Ferrell League	Kingston Bad Bwoys	Ricardo Alexander	19-26 (.422)
Winners Circle League	Beratnas Gas (Legitimate Salvage)	Sherman Wan	16-29 (.356)
Winners Circle League	Charlotte Racers	Sheldon Price	22-23 (.489)
Winners Circle League	Los Angeles Baconators	Jerry King	20-25 (.444)

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