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Overdried Clothes (5-1, +2 GA)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
John O'Hurley |
| Stadium |
Jerry's Apartment |
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| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
You can't over dry clothes for the same reason you can't over wet clothes
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| Cash Balance* |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 680-575 (.542) | League Champion: 2024 | | | Owner Record | 680-575 (.542) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2024 | | Most Wins | 91 (2021) | Division Champion: 2024, 2022, 2021 | | Most Losses | 89 (2023) | Largest Victory Margin: 13 games (2021) | Gore Cup Champ: 2025, 2018 |
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| Last Updated 4/6/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 4/4/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| M | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS | 189 | | | | L5 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 1742 | | | | L4 | Pete Alonso | Bal | 1B | 1B | 5598 | | | | T | Miguel Andujar | SD | | 3B, OF | 762 | | | | Cut | Gabriel Arias | Cle | | 2B, SS, 3B | 829 | | | | B2 | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | | | B5 | Patrick Bailey | SF | | C | 1040 | | | | L1 | Cody Bellinger | NYY | OF | OF | 3676 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 161 | | | | pr | Cam Collier | Cin | | 3B | 100 | m | | | L2 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 3650 | | | | L6 | Willson Contreras | Bos | DH | 1B | 1610 | | | | P1 | Garrett Crochet | Bos | | SP | 5551 | | 2026 | | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | | | M | Jose Fernandez | Ari | | SS | 100 | | | | B6 | Randal Grichuk | NYY | | OF | 614 | | | | P4 | Foster Griffin | Was | | SP | 100 | | | | R1 | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | | 2026 | | Cut | Cade Horton | ChC | | SP | 940 | IL | | | R2 | Raisel Iglesias | Atl | | RP | 2410 | | | | P3 | Shota Imanaga | ChC | | SP | 2451 | | | | T | Cristian Javier | Hou | | SP | 431 | | | | M | Ryan Johnson | LAA | | RP | 100 | | | | L8 | Josh Jung | Tex | 3B | 3B | 1164 | | | | pr | Seaver King | Was | | SS | 100 | m | | | S3 | Eric Lauer | Tor | | SP | 852 | | | | R4 | Casey Legumina | Sea | | RP | 247 | | | | T | Alek Manoah | LAA | | SP | 302 | IL | | | B4 | Noelvi Marte | Cin | | 3B, OF | 731 | | | | S2 | Dustin May | StL | | SP | 626 | | | | R6 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | L3 | Geraldo Perdomo | Ari | SS | SS | 4126 | | 2026 | | M | Cody Ponce | Tor | | SP | 101 | IL | | | B3 | Luke Raley | Sea | | 1B, OF | 552 | | | | M | Gregory Santos | SF | | RP | 168 | m | | | P5 | Paul Skenes | Pit | | SP | 6186 | | 2026 | | M | Justin Slaten | Bos | | RP | 230 | | | | S1 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | | | | B1 | Giancarlo Stanton | NYY | | OF | 856 | | | | T | Justin Steele | ChC | | SP | 677 | IL | | | R3 | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | | | | L7 | Seiya Suzuki | ChC | OF | OF | 3103 | IL | 2026 | | R5 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 379 | | | | L9 | Gleyber Torres | Det | 2B | 2B | 2808 | | | | M | Jose Urquidy | Pit | | RP | 186 | | | | M | Ryan Weiss | Hou | | SP, RP | 100 | | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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