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Cannonball Cockamamie (70-80, 15 GB)
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Owner
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Steven Michaud / Email Team
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| Manager |
Burt Reynolds |
| Stadium |
Dom Deluise Memorial Stadium |
| Mascot |
Captain Chaos |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
"Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard!!" **2014 & 2015 League Champions** |
| Cash Balance* |
2527 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1448-1306 (.526) | League Champion: 2015, 2014 | | | Owner Record | 1448-1306 (.526) 19 years | Conference Champion: 2015, 2014 | | Most Wins | 92 (2015) | Division Champion: 2015, 2014 | | Most Losses | 85 (2021) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2015) | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2017, 2009 |
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| Last Updated 10/25/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/6/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| R6 | Tyler Alexander | Tex | | RP | 573 | | | | L4 | Yordan Alvarez | Hou | OF | OF | 1623 | | 2027* | | M | Aiva Arquette | Mia | | SS | 100 | m | | | B3 | Brett Baty | NYM | | 2B, 3B, OF, 1B | 885 | | | | pr | Eric Booth | Bal | | OF | 100 | m | | | P5 | Ben Brown | ChC | | SP, RP | 546 | IL | | | L5 | Jake Burger | Tex | 1B | 1B | 1234 | | 2027* | | P2 | Chase Burns | Cin | | SP | 200 | | 2027* | | R2 | Aroldis Chapman | Bos | | RP | 5286 | | | | P3 | Gerrit Cole | NYY | | SP | 988 | | | | T | Justin Crawford | Phi | | OF | 100 | | | | R5 | Dylan Dodd | Atl | | RP | 222 | | | | M | Jose Fernandez | Ari | | SS, 1B, 3B | 100 | m | | | T | Lucas Giolito | SD | | SP | 1962 | IL | 2026 | | S3 | Hunter Greene | Cin | | SP | 1966 | IL | | | T | Konnor Griffin | Pit | | SS | 100 | | | | R4 | Edgardo Henriquez | LAD | | RP | 100 | | | | B4 | Brady House | Was | | 3B | 301 | | | | pr | Walker Jenkins | Min | | OF | 100 | | | | L7 | Aaron Judge | NYY | DH | OF | 9478 | IL | | | L6 | Kyle Karros | Col | 3B | 3B | 154 | IL | | | S2 | Dean Kremer | Min | | SP | 2045 | | | | pr | Vahn Lackey | Min | | C | 100 | m | | | S1 | Kyle Leahy | StL | | RP, SP | 1039 | | | | L3 | Brooks Lee | Min | 2B | 2B, 3B, SS | 1003 | | | | B6 | Rafael Marchan | Phi | | C | 123 | | | | B2 | Michael Massey | KC | | 2B, OF | 546 | | | | B5 | Zach McKinstry | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1248 | | | | B1 | Garrett Mitchell | Mil | | OF | 155 | | | | R1 | Mason Montgomery | Pit | | RP | 184 | | | | R3 | Juan Morillo | Ari | | RP | 191 | | | | L2 | Andy Pages | LAD | OF | OF | 2494 | IL | 2026 | | pr | JoJo Parker | Tor | | SS | 100 | m | | | M | Bryce Rainer | Det | | SS | 100 | m | | | T | Luke Raley | Sea | | 1B, OF | 552 | IL | | | L9 | J.T. Realmuto | Phi | C | C | 1457 | | | | M | Gio Rojas | Tex | | SP | 100 | m | | | T | Paul Sewald | Tor | | RP | 381 | | | | M | Braden Shewmake | Hou | | SS, 3B, 2B | 100 | m | | | L1 | Mike Trout | LAA | OF | OF | 1310 | | 2027 | | P4 | Will Warren | NYY | | SP, RP | 1623 | | | | P1 | Zack Wheeler | Phi | | SP | 3452 | | | | T | Ben Williamson | TB | | 3B, 2B, SS | 325 | IL | | | L8 | Jacob Wilson | Ath | SS | SS | 1275 | IL | 2026 | | pr | Gage Wood | Phi | | SP | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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