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Lampoon's Play Baseball (34-23, +2 GA)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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Fletch |
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| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
2010 CHASE LEAGUE & BENCH FEDERATION CHAMPIONS; '07, '08, '10 Bushwood Champs |
| Cash Balance* |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1458-1297 (.529) | League Champion: 2023, 2020, 2010 | | | Owner Record | 663-441 (.601) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2023, 2020, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Wins | 104 (2022) | Division Champion: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Losses | 101 (2014) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2021) | Gore Cup Champ: 2018; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2016 | | Association Champion: 2020 | | Federation Champion: 2010 |
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| Last Updated 6/6/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 6/2/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L4 | Pete Alonso | Bal | 1B | 1B | 5598 | | | | L8 | Kyle Manzardo | Cle | DH | 1B | 1047 | | | | L7 | Marcus Semien | NYM | 2B | 2B | 2669 | | | | B4 | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | M | Max P. Muncy | Ath | | 2B, 3B, SS | 233 | IL | | | L2 | Jose Ramirez | Cle | 3B | 3B | 6390 | | | | B3 | Jose Tena | Was | | 3B, 2B | 204 | | | | T | Sean Murphy | Atl | | C | 698 | IL | | | B5 | Nick Fortes | TB | | C | 393 | | | | L6 | Salvador Perez | KC | C | C, 1B | 3039 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | L3 | James Wood | Was | OF | OF | 2803 | | 2027 | | L5 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 1742 | | | | L1 | Ronald Acuna | Atl | OF | OF | 1677 | | | | B6 | Randal Grichuk | CWS | | OF | 614 | | | | M | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | B1 | Christopher Morel | Mia | | OF, 1B | 873 | | | | R1 | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | | | | T | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | IL | | | T | Taylor Rogers | Min | | RP | 826 | | | | R6 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | R3 | Jakob Junis | Tex | | RP | 708 | | | | M | Casey Legumina | TB | | RP | 247 | | | | R2 | Alex Lange | KC | | RP | 223 | | | | M | Gregory Santos | SF | | RP | 168 | m | | | R4 | Brent Headrick | NYY | | RP | 166 | | | | M | Chase Silseth | LAA | | RP | 122 | | | | M | Ron Marinaccio | SD | | RP | 119 | | | | M | Tyler Samaniego | Bos | | RP | 100 | m | | | S3 | Reid Detmers | LAA | | RP, SP | 885 | | | | M | Spencer Miles | Tor | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | P3 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | | | S2 | Patrick Corbin | Tor | | SP | 2008 | | | | P1 | Jose Soriano | LAA | | SP | 1843 | | 2026 | | S1 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | m | | | T | Adrian Houser | SF | | SP | 903 | | | | P5 | Stephen Kolek | KC | | SP | 696 | | | | T | Justin Steele | ChC | | SP | 677 | IL | | | P4 | Shane McClanahan | TB | | SP | 322 | | | | P2 | Foster Griffin | Was | | SP | 100 | | | | R5 | Antonio Senzatela | Col | | SP, RP | 387 | | | | M | Kendry Rojas | Min | | SP, RP | 100 | IL | | | L9 | Masyn Winn | StL | SS | SS | 1735 | | | | B2 | Ha-seong Kim | Atl | | SS, 2B | 695 | | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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