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Lampoon's Play Baseball (95-55, +10 GA)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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Fletch |
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| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
2010 CHASE LEAGUE & BENCH FEDERATION CHAMPIONS; '07, '08, '10 Bushwood Champs |
| Cash Balance* |
1023 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1292-1163 (.526) | League Champion: 2023, 2020, 2010 | 
| | Owner Record | 497-307 (.618) 6 years | Conference Champion: 2023, 2020, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Wins | 104 (2022) | Division Champion: 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Losses | 101 (2014) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2021) | Gore Cup Champ: 2018; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2016 | | Association Champion: 2020 | | Federation Champion: 2010 |
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| Last Updated 11/2/2024 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/4/2024 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| IR | Ronald Acuna | Atl | | OF | 7170 | | 2024 | | L1 | Marcus Semien | Tex | 2B | 2B | 6679 | | | | L2 | Jose Ramirez | Cle | 3B | 3B | 5400 | | | | L7 | Paul Goldschmidt | FA | 1B | 1B | 4809 | | | | L4 | Kyle Schwarber | Phi | OF | OF | 4395 | | | | L3 | Ian Happ | ChC | OF | OF | 3386 | | | | T | Ty France | FA | | 1B | 2503 | | 2024 | | P3 | Yusei Kikuchi | FA | | SP | 2187 | | | | P5 | Nathan Eovaldi | FA | | SP | 2166 | | 2024 | | L5 | Salvador Perez | KC | DH | C, 1B | 2096 | | | | L6 | Randal Grichuk | FA | OF | OF | 1562 | | | | L9 | C.J. Abrams | Was | SS | SS | 1490 | | 2025* | | B5 | Sean Murphy | Atl | | C | 1446 | | | | T | Anthony Rizzo | FA | | 1B | 1276 | | | | T | David Robertson | FA | | RP | 1249 | | | | P1 | Tarik Skubal | Det | | SP | 1157 | | 2025* | | S2 | Kyle Hendricks | LAA | | SP, RP | 1123 | | | | R1 | Ryan Helsley | StL | | RP | 998 | | 2025 | | R5 | Jorge Lopez | FA | | RP | 884 | | | | T | Ryan Noda | LAA | | 1B, OF | 884 | | | | T | Drew Smyly | FA | | SP, RP | 867 | | | | B3 | Paul DeJong | FA | | SS, 3B | 745 | | | | T | Kris Bryant | Col | | OF, 1B | 716 | | | | L8 | Travis d'Arnaud | FA | C | C | 706 | | | | R6 | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 700 | | | | B4 | Mitch Haniger | Sea | | OF | 697 | | | | B6 | Nicky Lopez | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS | 592 | | | | P4 | Andre Pallante | StL | | RP, SP | 528 | | | | P2 | Jose Soriano | LAA | | RP, SP | 292 | | | | B1 | Josh H. Smith | Tex | | 3B, SS, OF | 271 | | | | M | Seranthony Dominguez | Bal | | RP | 244 | | | | M | Chad Green | Tor | | RP | 233 | | | | M | Robert Suarez | SD | | RP | 215 | | 2025* | | M | Daniel Hudson | Ret | | RP | 209 | | | | B2 | Jo Adell | LAA | | OF | 189 | | | | R4 | Joe Ross | FA | | SP, RP | 168 | | | | M | Miguel Andujar | Oak | | OF | 147 | | | | M | Carter Kieboom | FA | | 3B | 136 | m | | | M | James McArthur | KC | | RP | 127 | | | | S3 | Jordan Wicks | ChC | | SP | 123 | | | | pr | Luisangel Acuna | NYM | | SS | 100 | | | | M | Ky Bush | CWS | | SP | 100 | | | | pr | Cam Collier | Cin | | 3B, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Seaver King | Was | | SS | 100 | m | | | R3 | Manuel Rodriguez | TB | | RP | 100 | | | | R2 | Collin Snider | Sea | | RP | 100 | | | | S1 | Mitch Spence | Oak | | SP, RP | 100 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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