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Plastic Ono Memory Elephants (85-65, +6 GA)

Owner	John Hula / Email Team
Manager	the walrus
Stadium	shadows on the wall
Mascot	the mongoose
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché	there are no problems, only solutions.
Cash Balance*	386
*In Thousands

Instant Messaging/Twitter:	None listed

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Team History
Franchise Record	1679-1526 (.524)	League Champion: 2017, 2008
Owner Record	690-564 (.550) 9 years	Conference Champion: 2025, 2017, 2008
Most Wins	103 (2017)	Division Champion: 2025, 2024, 2023, 2020, 2017, 2014, 2011, 2008, 2006
Most Losses	91 (2009)	Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2017)	Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2010, 2004

Team Roster - Week 3

Last Updated 4/6/2026

Player information semi-accurate as of 4/4/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

Slot	Name	ML Team	Pos	Auth Pos	Salary	Status	Contract
L2	Ozzie Albies	Atl	2B	2B	2597
B6	Joey Bart	Pit		C	511
M	Carter Baumler	Tex		RP	100
R5	Anthony Bender	Mia		RP	486
M	Owen Caissie	Mia		OF	100
M	Slade Caldwell	Ari		OF	100	m
pr	Billy Carlson	CWS		SS	100	m
P2	Dylan Cease	Tor		SP	3247
T	Henry Davis	Pit		C	295
P1	Jacob deGrom	Tex		SP	2860		2026
R1	Edwin Diaz	LAD		RP	3698
T	Jasson Dominguez	NYY		OF	771	m
T	Carlos Estevez	KC		RP	2357	IL
L7	Lourdes Gurriel	Ari	OF	OF	1771	IL
S3	Emerson Hancock	Sea		SP	437
R3	Hogan Harris	Ath		RP	707
M	Robert Hassell	Was		OF	217	m
B1	Rhys Hoskins	Cle		1B	895
M	Drey Jameson	Ari		RP	115	m
P4	Mitch Keller	Pit		SP	2580
T	Michael Kopech	FA		RP	544
B2	Brooks Lee	Min		2B, 3B, SS	1003
L3	Francisco Lindor	NYM	SS	SS	5855
R4	Jonathan Loaisiga	Ari		RP	114
T	Nick Lodolo	Cin		SP	2292	IL
B5	Austin Martin	Min		OF, 2B	245	m
M	Marcelo Mayer	Bos		3B, 2B	149
M	Victor Mesa Jr.	TB		OF	100	m
S2	Max Meyer	Mia		SP	382
P3	Casey Mize	Det		SP	1749		2026
L6	Jeremy Pena	Hou	DH	SS	2440
M	Bryce Rainer	Det		SS	100	m
L8	J.T. Realmuto	Phi	C	C	1457
L1	Luis Robert	NYM	OF	OF	1184
R2	Jordan Romano	LAA		RP	376
P5	Chris Sale	Atl		SP	2729
S1	Luis Severino	Ath		SP	2037
R6	Justin Slaten	Bos		RP	230
B3	Cam Smith	Hou		OF	845
L9	Giancarlo Stanton	NYY	OF	OF	856
L5	Eugenio Suarez	Cin	3B	3B	4260
L4	Spencer Torkelson	Det	1B	1B	2561		2026
M	Tommy Troy	Ari		SS, 2B	100	m
pr	Eli Willits	Was		SS	100	m
M	Gage Wood	Phi		SP	100	m
B4	Nick Yorke	Pit		2B, 1B, OF	100	m

Roster Minimums		Roster Maximums
Category	Current Value	Category	Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15)		Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14)		Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role		Players over 250 (35)
		Players in minor league (10)
Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1):		Prospects (max 5):

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