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Plastic Ono Memory Elephants (86-64, +4 GA)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager the walrus
Stadium shadows on the wall
Mascot the mongoose
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché there are no problems, only solutions.
Cash Balance* 2179
*In Thousands  
   

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Team History

Franchise Record1508-1397 (.519)League Champion: 2017, 2008 
Owner Record519-435 (.544) 7 yearsConference Champion: 2017, 2008
Most Wins103 (2017)Division Champion: 2023, 2020, 2017, 2014, 2011, 2008, 2006
Most Losses91 (2009)Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2017)Bottom Feeder Champ: 2021, 2010, 2004
Team Roster - Week 29
Last Updated 11/2/2024 Player information semi-accurate as of 11/4/2024

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
L7Lourdes GurrielAriOFOF1950 2025*
L3Eugenio SuarezAri3B3B3056  
B2Ozzie AlbiesAtl 2B3931 2025
TIan AndersonAtl SP361  
P1Chris SaleAtl SP668  
prMarcelo MayerBos SS, x100m 
MQuinn PriesterBos SP, RP132  
P3Jameson TaillonChC SP2015  
TNick LodoloCin SP332  
MAngel ChivilliCol RP100  
L6Brendan RodgersCol2B2B708  
B3Luis RobertCWS OF2351 2025
TMatt ManningDet SP567  
S2Keider MonteroDet SP, RP100  
prBryce RainerDet SS100m 
R6Aroldis ChapmanFA RP1150  
R2Carlos EstevezFA RP1346  
TNick GordonFA OF, 2B, SS351m 
R3Kenley JansenFA RP1502  
MKyle LewisFA OF192  
P5Casey MizeFA SP281 2024
S3James PaxtonFA SP538  
L5Joc PedersonFAOFOF1188  
MSixto SanchezFA SP, RP123  
TNick SenzelFA 3B, OF, 2B731  
S1Luis SeverinoFA SP544  
L1Jeremy PenaHouDHSS2140 2024
R4Michael KopechLAD SP, RP1446  
MAnthony BenderMia RP208  
prVictor Mesa Jr.Mia OF100  
MJesus TinocoMia RP120  
L4Rhys HoskinsMil1B1B1001 2025*
prBrooks LeeMin SS, 3B, 2B100  
B5Austin MartinMin 2B, OF, SS100  
MCole SandsMin RP105  
R1Edwin DiazNYM RP1859  
L2Francisco LindorNYMSSSS5014  
L9Giancarlo StantonNYYOFOF1176  
B4Rafael MarchanPhi C100  
L8J.T. RealmutoPhiCC2003  
B6Garrett StubbsPhi C145  
P4Mitch KellerPit SP2697  
P2Dylan CeaseSD SP3706  
R5Bryan HoeingSD RP, SP278  
MEmerson HancockSea SP100  
B1Brandon LoweTB 2B, 1B1364  
IRJacob deGromTex SP993  
prRobert HassellWas OF, x100m 
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
 
 
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Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

These players don't count against your 40-man limit
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