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General Anesthetic (73-77, 11 GB)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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| Manager |
Corporal Punishment |
| Stadium |
The Theatre of War |
| Mascot |
An Abject Figure |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
This means war! |
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Cash Balance* |
5901 |
| *In Thousands |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1115-1189 (.484) | League Champion: 2021 | | | Owner Record | 589-665 (.470) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2021 | | Most Wins | 86 (2014) | Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011 | | Most Losses | 87 (2024, 2017) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011) | Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013 |
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| Last Updated 2/1/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 2/2/2026 |
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Roster Limits and Salaries
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
22 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
14 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
11 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
9 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
23 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
4 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
33 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 0 |
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