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Three Blind Mouse-ketiers (76-53, 1 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Stadium |
Piere's house |
| Mascot |
fleur-de-lis |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
One for all and all for one prize! |
| Cash Balance* |
461 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1280-1324 (.492) | League Champion: 2021 | | | Owner Record | 518-436 (.543) 7 years | Conference Champion: 2021, 2020 | | Most Wins | 92 (2021) | Division Champion: 2021, 2020 | | Most Losses | 111 (2009) | Largest Victory Margin: 18 games (2021) | Gore Cup Champ: 2019, 2016; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2025, 2023 | | Association Champion: 2021, 2020 | | Federation Champion: 2020 | | Benchwarmer Bash - Runner Up: 2020 |
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| Last Updated 9/2/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 8/25/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| B2 | Michael Busch | ChC | | 1B | 2127 | | 2027 | | L4 | Willson Contreras | Bos | 1B | 1B | 1610 | | 2027 | | L3 | Ketel Marte | Ari | DH | 2B | 2759 | IL | | | L5 | Brandon Lowe | Pit | 2B | 2B | 1846 | | 2027* | | B6 | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | T | Matt Chapman | SF | | 3B | 2262 | | | | M | Jose Tena | Was | | 3B, 2B, OF | 204 | | | | L9 | Javier Baez | Det | 3B | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | | | L2 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 3650 | | | | B4 | Gary Sanchez | Mil | | C | 265 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | L1 | Randy Arozarena | Sea | OF | OF | 3273 | | | | L7 | Seiya Suzuki | ChC | OF | OF | 3103 | | 2027 | | L6 | Jo Adell | Cle | OF | OF | 1742 | | | | B1 | Kerry Carpenter | Det | | OF | 1284 | IL | 2026 | | B3 | Randal Grichuk | CWS | | OF | 614 | | | | B5 | Garrett Mitchell | Mil | | OF | 155 | | | | pr | Drew Burress | Ath | | OF | 100 | m | | | pr | Max Clark | Det | | OF | 100 | | | | pr | AJ Gracia | Atl | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Spencer Jones | NYY | | OF | 100 | | | | T | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | IL | | | T | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | IL | | | T | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | R6 | Jacob Webb | ChC | | RP | 797 | | | | R1 | Bryan Baker | TB | | RP | 683 | | 2027* | | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 524 | IL | | | R5 | Craig Kimbrel | KC | | RP | 382 | | | | R2 | Jordan Romano | Col | | RP | 376 | | | | R3 | Paul Blackburn | NYY | | RP | 306 | | | | T | Yoendrys Gomez | Min | | RP | 301 | | | | R4 | Brent Headrick | NYY | | RP | 166 | | | | M | Chase Silseth | Tex | | RP | 122 | | | | M | Brandyn Garcia | Ari | | RP | 100 | | | | P5 | Ian Seymour | TB | | RP, SP | 377 | | | | M | Spencer Miles | Tor | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | S3 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | IL | | | T | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | m | | | P4 | Davis Martin | CWS | | SP | 1388 | IL | 2027* | | IR | Justin Steele | ChC | | SP | 677 | IL | | | P3 | Dustin May | Mil | | SP | 626 | | | | P1 | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP | 437 | | 2027* | | P2 | Cody Bradford | Tex | | SP | 251 | | | | M | Cody Ponce | Tor | | SP | 101 | IL | | | S1 | Anthony Kay | CWS | | SP | 100 | | | | | Cal Quantrill | Tex | | SP, RP | 1209 | | | | S2 | Javier Assad | ChC | | SP, RP | 702 | m | | | L8 | Dansby Swanson | ChC | SS | SS | 2968 | IL | | | M | Nasim Nunez | Was | | SS, 2B | 111 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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