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Stateroom Egg Boilers (81-69, 10 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Groucho |
| Stadium |
Opera House |
| Mascot |
Hard Boiled Egg |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
Earned by winning the 2018 Benchwarmer Bash! |
| Cash Balance* |
3189 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1451-1003 (.591) | League Champion: 2021, 2019, 2015, 2013 | | | Owner Record | 622-482 (.563) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2021, 2019, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013 | | Most Wins | 108 (2014) | Division Champion: 2024, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2009 | | Most Losses | 92 (2023) | Largest Victory Margin: 34 games (2014) | Gore Cup Champ: 2025; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2010 |
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| Last Updated 3/15/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 3/14/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| P1 | Tarik Skubal | Det | | SP | 7371 | | 2026 | | L3 | Francisco Lindor | NYM | SS | SS | 5855 | | | | P3 | Garrett Crochet | Bos | | SP | 5551 | | 2027 | | L6 | Jose Altuve | Hou | 2B | 2B, OF | 3332 | | | | L1 | George Springer | Tor | OF | OF | 3268 | | | | P4 | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 2860 | | 2026 | | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | | | L7 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | 1B | 1B | 2561 | | 2027 | | P5 | Shota Imanaga | ChC | | SP | 2451 | | | | R2 | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | | 2026 | | T | Spencer Steer | Cin | | 1B, OF | 2138 | | | | T | Lucas Giolito | FA | | SP | 1962 | | | | S2 | Jose Soriano | LAA | | SP | 1843 | | 2026 | | L8 | Nolan Arenado | Ari | 3B | 3B | 1776 | | | | B3 | Jung Hoo Lee | SF | | OF | 1772 | | | | L5 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 1742 | | | | B1 | Josh Bell | Min | | 1B | 1677 | | | | S1 | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | | | | R1 | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | | 2026 | | L2 | Jacob Wilson | Ath | DH | SS | 1275 | | 2027 | | L4 | Kyle Stowers | Mia | OF | OF | 1142 | | 2026 | | B2 | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | | | R3 | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | L9 | Pedro Pages | StL | C | C | 646 | | | | B4 | Kyle Higashioka | Tex | | C | 634 | | | | B5 | Danny Jansen | Tex | | C | 634 | m | | | B6 | Randal Grichuk | NYY | | OF | 614 | m | | | T | Mitch Spence | KC | | RP | 570 | | | | T | Brooks Baldwin | CWS | | OF, 2B, 3B, SS | 496 | | | | R4 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 379 | | | | T | Alek Manoah | LAA | | SP | 302 | | | | M | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS | 189 | | | | M | Jose Urquidy | Pit | | RP | 186 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | R6 | Gregory Santos | SF | | RP | 168 | m | | | R5 | Robert Stephenson | LAA | | RP | 150 | | | | M | Aaron Sanchez | KC | | SP, x | 106 | m | | | T | Cody Ponce | Tor | | SP | 101 | | | | M | Cam Collier | Cin | | 3B | 100 | m | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | S3 | Foster Griffin | Was | | SP | 100 | | | | pr | Seaver King | Was | | SS | 100 | m | | | M | Victor Mesa Jr. | TB | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Abimelec Ortiz | Was | | 1B, OF | 100 | | | | M | Jedixson Paez | CWS | | SP | 100 | | | | M | R.J. Petit | Col | | RP | 100 | | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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