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Grannies Salami and Taters (74-58, +6 GA)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Lou Gherig |
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| Mascot |
AROD on Roids |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
go granny, go granny, it's your birthday |
| Cash Balance* |
269 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 836-569 (.595) | League Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020 | | | Owner Record | 836-569 (.595) 10 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020, 2016 | | Most Wins | 99 (2022) | Division Champion: 2024, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2016 | | Most Losses | 73 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 15 games (2021, 2016) | Gore Cup Champ: 2017 |
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| Last Updated 9/2/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 8/25/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L1 | C.J. Abrams | Was | SS | SS | 2661 | | | | M | Luisangel Acuna | CWS | | 2B, 3B, SS, OF | 189 | | | | L6 | Jo Adell | Cle | OF | OF | 1742 | | | | L2 | Ozzie Albies | Atl | 2B | 2B | 2597 | | | | M | Drew Anderson | Det | | SP, RP | 100 | | | | L4 | Jonathan Aranda | TB | 1B | 1B | 939 | | 2027 | | L9 | Nolan Arenado | Ari | 3B | 3B | 1776 | | | | B2 | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | | | L7 | Jake Bauers | Mil | OF | 1B, OF | 421 | | | | P2 | Cody Bradford | Tex | | SP | 251 | | | | M | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | IL | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | L3 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 3650 | | | | S1 | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 2860 | | 2026 | | | Randy Dobnak | KC | | RP, SP | 102 | | | | T | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | IL | 2026 | | R3 | Yoendrys Gomez | Min | | RP | 301 | | | | M | AJ Gracia | Atl | | OF | 100 | m | | | B4 | Randal Grichuk | CWS | | OF | 614 | | | | B3 | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | | OF | 1771 | IL | | | T | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP | 437 | | 2027* | | R2 | Brent Headrick | NYY | | RP | 166 | | | | T | Ryan Helsley | Bal | | RP | 1442 | IL | | | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 524 | IL | | | S2 | Ryan Johnson | LAA | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | pr | Druw Jones | Ari | | OF | 100 | m | | | R5 | Craig Kimbrel | KC | | RP | 382 | | | | R4 | Andrew Kittredge | Bal | | RP | 699 | | | | M | Jordan Lawlar | Ari | | 3B, 2B, OF | 100 | | | | L8 | Royce Lewis | Min | DH | 3B, 1B, 2B | 843 | | | | S3 | Nick Lodolo | Cin | | SP | 2292 | | | | P5 | Dustin May | Mil | | SP | 626 | | | | B6 | Curtis Mead | Bos | | 1B, 3B, 2B | 281 | IL | | | T | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 382 | IL | 2027* | | T | Sean Newcomb | CWS | | RP | 806 | | | | M | Nasim Nunez | Was | | SS, 2B | 111 | | | | | Cal Quantrill | Tex | | SP, RP | 1209 | | | | L5 | Bryan Reynolds | Pit | OF | OF | 3054 | | | | P4 | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 261 | | | | P3 | Carlos Rodon | NYY | | SP | 4090 | | | | R1 | Jordan Romano | Col | | RP | 376 | | | | P1 | Chris Sale | Atl | | SP | 2729 | | | | B5 | Gary Sanchez | Mil | | C | 265 | | | | IR | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | m | | | T | Robert Suarez | Atl | | RP | 2385 | IL | | | M | Jose Tena | Was | | 3B, 2B, OF | 204 | | | | B1 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | | 1B | 2561 | | 2027 | | R6 | Jacob Webb | ChC | | RP | 797 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): |
Prospects (max 5): |
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