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Hey Man Nice Shot (80-70, 4 GB)

Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Kurt Cobain
Stadium The Heart-Shaped Box
Mascot Spencer Elden's Teenie Weenie Lawsuit
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Cash Balance* 363
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Team History

Franchise Record547-557 (.495)Highest Finish: 2nd (2025, 2023, 2021, 2018) 
Owner Record547-557 (.495) 8 yearsClosest Finish 1 GB (2021)
Most Wins85 (2018) 
Most Losses86 (2022) Gore Cup Champ: 2018
Team Roster - Week -2
Last Updated 3/8/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 3/3/2026

Current Roster/Lineup

SlotNameML TeamPosAuth PosSalaryStatusContract
L5Eugenio SuarezCin3B3B4260 2026
P2Andrew AbbottCin SP3122 2026
S3Nick LodoloCin SP2292 2026
P3Casey MizeDet SP1749 2026
L9Brandon NimmoTexOFOF3440  
P1Luis CastilloSea SP3276  
P5Sonny GrayBos SP3111  
P4Mitch KellerPit SP2580  
R1Raisel IglesiasAtl RP2410  
R2Josh HaderHou RP2386  
L4Tyler SoderstromAth1B1B, OF2380  
B1Jazz ChisholmNYY 2B, 3B2081  
S1Hunter GreeneCin SP1966  
L7Lourdes GurrielAriOFOF1771  
L6Corey SeagerTexSSSS1746  
 Masyn WinnStL SS1735  
L1Jonathan IndiaKCDH2B, 3B, OF1659  
L3Mike TroutLAAOFOF1310  
B2Gavin LuxTB OF, 2B1192  
TSpencer SchwellenbachAtl SP1110IL 
L2Matt McLainCin2B2B1109  
L8Tyler StephensonCinCC1014  
B3Cam SmithHou OF845  
 Hogan HarrisAth RP707  
 Taylor WallsTB SS552  
R3Michael KopechFA RP544  
 Kevin GinkelAri RP443  
B6Jose TrevinoCin C418  
S2Max MeyerMia SP382  
 Grant TaylorCWS RP269  
B5Austin MartinMin OF, 2B245m 
MChase BurnsCin SP200  
 Drey JamesonAri RP115  
 Nasim NunezWas SS, 2B111  
 Jay AllenCin OF100m 
 Austin HendrickCin OF100m 
MTyler BremnerLAA SP100m 
 Ty FloydCin SP100m 
 Tyler AustinChC 1B, OF100  
 Victor Mesa Jr.TB OF100  
 Kevin AlcantaraChC OF100  
 Hunter BarcoPit RP100  
 Eli WillitsWas SS100m 
MJordan LawlarAri 3B, 2B100  
 Jonah TongNYM SP100  
 
 
 

Roster Limits

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) Hitters over 250 (21)
Minimum Pitchers (14) Pitchers over 250 (20)
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role Players over 250 (35)
    Players in minor league (10)

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

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