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Qwyjibo Disestablishmentarianists (63-87, 20 GB)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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| Manager |
Bartholomew J. Simpson |
| Stadium |
The Android's Dungeon |
| Mascot |
Kang and Kodos |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
we're talkin' softball |
| Cash Balance* |
2643 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 191-259 (.424) | Highest Finish: 3rd (2022, 2021) | | | Owner Record | 191-259 (.424) 3 years | Closest Finish 15 GB (2021) | | Most Wins | 70 (2021) | | | Most Losses | 97 (2023) | | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2022 |
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| Last Updated 11/2/2024 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/4/2024 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| S2 | Andrew Abbott | Cin | | SP | 664 | | 2025 | | L9 | Ozzie Albies | Atl | 2B | 2B | 3931 | | 2025 | | T | Ian Anderson | Atl | | SP | 361 | | | | T | Javier Assad | ChC | | RP, SP | 739 | | | | L8 | Patrick Bailey | SF | C | C | 517 | | | | M | Anthony Bender | Mia | | RP | 208 | | | | L3 | Byron Buxton | Min | DH | DH, OF | 863 | | | | L5 | Oswaldo Cabrera | NYY | 3B | OF, 3B, 2B, 1B | 451 | | | | B4 | Junior Caminero | TB | | 3B, 2B, SS | 100 | | | | B6 | Curt Casali | FA | | C | 152 | | | | P2 | Dylan Cease | SD | | SP | 3706 | | | | R2 | Aroldis Chapman | FA | | RP | 1150 | | | | R6 | Angel Chivilli | Col | | RP | 100 | | | | pr | Jurrangelo Cijntje | Sea | | SP | 100 | m | | | IR | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 993 | | | | M | Colt Emerson | Sea | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | T | Christian Encarnacion-Strand | Cin | | 1B, 3B | 315 | | | | R4 | Kyle Finnegan | Was | | RP | 1267 | | 2025* | | pr | Harry Ford | Sea | | C, x | 100 | m | | | T | Nick Gordon | FA | | OF, 2B, SS | 351 | m | | | P1 | Hunter Greene | Cin | | SP | 850 | | 2025* | | L7 | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | OF | OF | 1950 | | 2025* | | R3 | Tyler Holton | Det | | RP, SP | 831 | | | | B3 | Andy Ibanez | Det | | 2B, OF, 3B, 1B | 694 | | | | pr | Jackson Jobe | Det | | SP, x | 100 | | | | M | Jared Jones | Pit | | SP | 100 | | | | L4 | Nolan Jones | Col | 1B | OF, 1B | 969 | | | | P4 | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2697 | | | | S3 | Clayton Kershaw | FA | | SP | 1899 | | | | M | Heston Kjerstad | Bal | | OF | 100 | | | | R1 | Michael Kopech | LAD | | SP, RP | 1446 | | | | T | Nick Lodolo | Cin | | SP | 332 | | | | L1 | Brandon Marsh | Phi | OF | OF | 1233 | | | | B5 | Austin Martin | Min | | 2B, OF, SS | 100 | | | | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | | | | P5 | Casey Mize | FA | | SP | 281 | | | | M | Arjun Nimmala | Tor | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | B1 | Connor Norby | Mia | | 2B, 3B | 100 | | | | M | Ryan Pepiot | TB | | RP, SP | 233 | | | | P3 | Jose Quintana | FA | | SP | 1270 | | | | M | Ben Rice | NYY | | C, 1B | 100 | | | | pr | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP, x | 100 | | | | M | Sixto Sanchez | FA | | SP, RP | 123 | | | | S1 | Luis Severino | FA | | SP | 544 | | 2025* | | T | Paul Sewald | FA | | RP | 2018 | | | | M | Tyler Soderstrom | Oak | | C, 1B | 133 | | | | B2 | Donovan Solano | FA | | 1B, 2B, 3B | 899 | | | | L2 | Dansby Swanson | ChC | SS | SS | 3933 | | | | L6 | Leody Taveras | Tex | OF | OF | 1398 | | | | R5 | Jesus Tinoco | Mia | | RP | 120 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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