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Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché 2010 CHASE LEAGUE & BENCH FEDERATION CHAMPIONS; '07, '08, '10 Bushwood Champs
Cash Balance* 41357
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Team History

Franchise Record1387-1218 (.532)League Champion: 2023, 2020, 2010 
Owner Record592-362 (.621) 7 yearsConference Champion: 2024, 2023, 2020, 2010, 2008, 2007
Most Wins104 (2022)Division Champion: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2010, 2008, 2007
Most Losses101 (2014)Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2021)Gore Cup Champ: 2018; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2016
Association Champion: 2020
Federation Champion: 2010

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 12/14/2025 Player information semi-accurate as of 12/26/2025

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Luisangel AcunaNYM2B3B, SS189100--- 
Ronald AcunaAtlOF 16772601--- 
Jo AdellLAAOF 1742859--- 
Pete AlonsoBal1B 55984212--- 
Grant AndersonMilRP 810100--- 
Miguel AndujarFA3B, OF 762488--- 
Kris BryantColDH 184353--- 
Mike BurrowsHouSP 584100--- 
Denzel ClarkeAthOF 161100--- 
Cam CollierCin3B 100100--- 
Patrick CorbinFASP 20081780--- 
Reid DetmersLAARP 885939--- 
Nathan EovaldiTexSP 26342580--- 
Jose FerrerSeaRP 800216--- 
Sawyer Gipson-LongDetRP 105114--- 
Paul GoldschmidtFA1B 21963448--- 
Randal GrichukFAOF 614905--- 
Ian HappChCOF 35373611--- 
Ryan HelsleyBalRP 14423606--- 
Adrian HouserSFSP 903519--- 
Joe JimenezAtlRP 5241372--- 
Carson KellyChCC 889534--- 
Yusei KikuchiLAASP 28252792--- 
Seaver KingWasSS 100100--- 
Joey LucchesiFARP 268146--- 
Kyle ManzardoCle1B 1047166--- 
Jakob MarseeMiaOF 298100--- 
Christopher MorelMiaOF 8731388--- 
Sean MurphyAtlC 698719--- 
Sean NewcombCWSRP 806104--- 
Salvador PerezKCC, 1B 30393015--- 
Jose RamirezCle3B 63906990--- 
Andrew SaalfrankAriRP 235100--- 
Marcus SemienNYM2B 26694734--- 
Shane SmithCWSSP 1644100--- 
Jose SorianoLAASP 1843774---2026
Mitch SpenceAthRP 570697--- 
Robert SuarezAtlRP 23851607--- 
Justin TopaMinRP 379451--- 
Miguel VargasCWS1B, 3B 1254301--- 
Masyn WinnStLSS 17351951--- 
James WoodWasOF 2803557---2027

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Prospect - Ethan ConradChCOF 100100--- 
  
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Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 23 Hitters over 250 (21) 18
Minimum Pitchers (14) 19 Pitchers over 250 (20) 17
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 35
    Players in minor league (10) 5

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 42
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 1
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