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Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs

Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
Manager Otis B. Driftwood
Stadium The Stateroom
Mascot There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché who's on first?
Cash Balance* 598
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Team History

Franchise Record666-438 (.603)League Champion: 2020, 2018 
Owner Record666-438 (.603) 8 yearsConference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017
Most Wins101 (2021, 2017)Division Champion: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2018, 2017
Most Losses84 (2019)Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2022) 
Federation Champion: 2018
Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 9/10/2025 Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2025 Salary2024 SalaryCuttingContract
Paul GoldschmidtNYY1B 34484809--- 
Rhys HoskinsMil1B 13641001---2025
Luis V. GarciaWas2B 15641138--- 
Kyren ParisLAA2BSS, OF100100--- 
Christopher MorelTB2B, 3BOF13881207--- 
Austin RileyAtl3B 30006175--- 
William ContrerasMilC 45512828--- 
Miguel AmayaChCC 553159--- 
Carson KellyChCC 534357--- 
Willson ContrerasStLC1B10391459---2026
Masataka YoshidaBosDH 12281435---2025
Ian HappChCOF 36113386--- 
Randal GrichukKCOF 9051562--- 
Jo AdellLAAOF 859189---2026
Denzel ClarkeAthOF 1000--- 
Ethan ConradChCOF 1000--- 
Kris BryantColOF1B353716--- 
Miguel AndujarCinOF3B488147--- 
Ryan HelsleyNYMRP 3606998---2025
Robert SuarezSDRP 1607215---2025
Joe JimenezAtlRP 1372700--- 
Carlos EstevezKCRP 11901346---2026
Justin TopaMinRP 4511153--- 
Brock BurkeLAARP 270468--- 
Drew PomeranzChCRP 125176--- 
Matt SvansonStLRP 1000--- 
Stephen KolekKCRPSP188100--- 
Sean NewcombAthRPSP104111--- 
Shane SmithCWSRPSP1000--- 
Nathan EovaldiTexSP 25802166---2026
Patrick CorbinTexSP 17801796--- 
Yu DarvishSDSP 12632170--- 
Lucas GiolitoBosSP 9132539--- 
Kyle HendricksLAASP 7741123--- 
Walker BuehlerPhiSP 532779--- 
Jack KochanowiczLAASP 286100--- 
Jack LeiterTexSP 100100--- 
Kumar RockerTexSP 100100--- 
Will WarrenNYYSP 100100--- 
Mitch SpenceAthSPRP697100--- 
Sawyer Gipson-LongDetSPRP114143--- 
Gunnar HendersonBalSS 54142933---2026
Warming BernabelColSS1B100100--- 
Luisangel AcunaNYMSS2B100100--- 
Javier BaezDetSS3B, OF8131606---2026

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2025 Salary2024 SalaryCuttingContract
Prospect - Termarr JohnsonPit2B, SS 100100--- 
Prospect - Joseph ParkerTorSS 1000--- 
Prospect - Eli WillitsWasSS 1000--- 
  
 
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Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 21 Hitters over 250 (21) 16
Minimum Pitchers (14) 23 Pitchers over 250 (20) 14
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 30
    Players in minor league (10) 9

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 44
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 1 Prospects (max 5): 3
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