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Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs

Owner Jason Kiernan / Email Team
Manager Otis B. Driftwood
Stadium The Stateroom
Mascot There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché who's on first?
Cash Balance* 9359
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Team History

Franchise Record732-522 (.584)League Champion: 2020, 2018 
Owner Record732-522 (.584) 9 yearsConference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017
Most Wins101 (2021, 2017)Division Champion: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2018, 2017
Most Losses84 (2025, 2019)Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2022) 
Federation Champion: 2018
Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 3/1/2026 Player information semi-accurate as of 3/3/2026

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Denzel ClarkeAthOF 161100  
Joe JimenezAtlRP 5241372  
Austin RileyAtl3B 18413000  
Robert SuarezAtlRP 23851607  
Ryan HelsleyBalRP 14423606  
Gunnar HendersonBalSS 39435414 2026
Willson ContrerasBos1B 16101039 2026
Masataka YoshidaBosOF 6011228  
Ethan ConradChCOF 100100  
Ian HappChCOF 35373611  
Cade HortonChCSP 940100  
Carson KellyChCC 889534  
Justin SteeleChCSP 6771820  
Rhett LowderCinSP 133200  
Jose RamirezCle3B 63906990  
Kris BryantColDH 184353  
Luisangel AcunaCWS2B3B, SS189100  
Anthony KayCWSSP 100101  
Sean NewcombCWSRP 806104  
Shane SmithCWSSP 1644100  
Javier BaezDet3B, SS, OF2B1097813 2026
Mitch SpenceKCRP 570697  
Jo AdellLAAOF 1742859 2026
Alek ManoahLAASP 302706  
Christopher MorelMiaOF 8731388  
William ContrerasMilC 36504551  
Justin TopaMinRP 379451  
Randal GrichukNYYOF 614905  
Brandon LowePit2B 18461281 2026
Joe MusgroveSDSP 4811244  
Nathan EovaldiTexSP 26342580 2026
Jack LeiterTexSP 1665100  
JoJo ParkerTorSS 100100  
Clayton BeeterWasRP 100100  
Eli WillitsWasSS 100100  

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
 
 
 

Roster Limits and Salaries

The total salary of all carried over players = 44249

Considering multi-year contracts, the charged salary = 31377

This leaves a balance of 9359 - 31377 = -22018 for the draft and off-season signings


You are carrying over into next season: 19 hitters --- 16 pitchers --- 13 hitters over 250 --- 13 pitchers over 250 --- That's a total of 35 players (you can keep up to 28)


Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 19 Hitters over 250 (21) 13
Minimum Pitchers (14) 16 Pitchers over 250 (20) 13
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 26
    Players in minor league (10) 6

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

35
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 0
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