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Chevy Chase League --- Cannonball Cockamamie (79-71, 2 GB)
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Owner
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Steven Michaud / Email Team
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| Manager |
Burt Reynolds |
| Stadium |
Dom Deluise Memorial Stadium |
| Mascot |
Captain Chaos |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
"Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard!!" **2014 & 2015 League Champions** |
| Cash Balance* |
42128 |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1369-1235 (.526) | League Champion: 2015, 2014 | | | Owner Record | 1369-1235 (.526) 18 years | Conference Champion: 2015, 2014 | | Most Wins | 92 (2015) | Division Champion: 2015, 2014 | | Most Losses | 85 (2021) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2015) | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2017, 2009 |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: One or more players must be placed in a slot One or more players in the batting order have no position You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 5 One or more slots of your batting order are empty You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0 You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 4 Incorrect number of players at DH Incorrect number of players at C Incorrect number of players at 1B Incorrect number of players at 2B Incorrect number of players at 3B Incorrect number of players at SS Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | Gleyber Torres | FA | | 2B | 2808 | | | | | Zach McKinstry | Det | | 3B, SS, OF | 1248 | | | | | Wilmer Flores | FA | | 1B | 1058 | | | | | Brooks Lee | Min | | 2B, 3B, SS | 1003 | | | | | Kody Clemens | Min | | 1B, 2B, OF | 690 | | | | | Casey Schmitt | SF | | 2B, 3B, 1B | 552 | | | | | Joey Bart | Pit | | C | 511 | | | | | Pavin Smith | Ari | | 1B | 419 | | | | | Heriberto Hernandez | Mia | | OF | 398 | | | | | Brady House | Was | | 3B | 301 | | | | | Henry Davis | Pit | | C | 295 | | | | | Cole Young | Sea | | 2B | 263 | | | | | Garrett Mitchell | Mil | | OF | 155 | | | | | Aiva Arquette | Mia | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | | Justin Crawford | Phi | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | | Joseph Parker | Tor | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | | Luke Weaver | FA | | RP | 1396 | | | | | Chris Paddack | FA | | SP | 1260 | | | | | Louis Varland | Tor | | RP | 1148 | | | | | Shelby Miller | FA | | RP | 452 | | | | | Johan Oviedo | Pit | | SP | 389 | | | | | Gage Wood | Phi | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | | Noble Meyer | Mia | | SP, x | 100 | m | | | L1 | Jacob Wilson | Ath | | SS | 1275 | | 2026* | | L2 | Andy Pages | LAD | | OF | 2494 | | 2026* | | L3 | Mike Trout | LAA | | OF | 1310 | | 2026* | | L4 | Aaron Judge | NYY | | OF | 9478 | | | | L5 | Yordan Alvarez | Hou | | OF | 1623 | | | | P1 | Freddy Peralta | Mil | | SP | 4422 | | | | P2 | Zack Wheeler | Phi | | SP | 3452 | | | | P3 | Hunter Greene | Cin | | SP | 1966 | | | | P4 | Lucas Giolito | FA | | SP | 1962 | | 2026* | | P5 | Gerrit Cole | NYY | | SP | 988 | | | | S1 | Chase Burns | Cin | | SP | 200 | | | | S2 | Will Warren | NYY | | SP | 1623 | | | | S3 | Slade Cecconi | Cle | | SP | 720 | | | | R1 | Aroldis Chapman | Bos | | RP | 5286 | | | | R2 | Jeff Hoffman | Tor | | RP | 1614 | | | | R3 | Steven Okert | Hou | | RP | 1130 | | | | R4 | Walker Buehler | FA | | SP | 663 | | | | pr | Konnor Griffin | Pit | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Bryce Rainer | Det | | SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Walker Jenkins | Min | | OF, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
21 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
17 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
19 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
16 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
33 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
0 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
40 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 3 |
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