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Grand Slam League --- Grannies Salami and Taters (81-69, 8 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Lou Gherig |
| Stadium |
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| Mascot |
AROD on Roids |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
go granny, go granny, it's your birthday |
| Cash Balance* |
41459 |
| *In Thousands |
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Instant Messaging: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 755-500 (.602) | League Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020 | 
| | Owner Record | 755-500 (.602) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020, 2016 | | Most Wins | 99 (2022) | Division Champion: 2024, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2016 | | Most Losses | 73 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 15 games (2021, 2016) | Gore Cup Champ: 2017 |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems:
One or more players must be placed in a slot
You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 0
One or more slots of your batting order are empty
You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0
You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 0
You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 0
You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 0
Incorrect number of players at DH
Incorrect number of players at C
Incorrect number of players at 1B
Incorrect number of players at 2B
Incorrect number of players at 3B
Incorrect number of players at SS
Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | William Contreras | Mil | | C | 3650 | | | | | Bryan Reynolds | Pit | | OF | 3054 | | | | | Marcell Ozuna | FA | | DH | 2821 | | | | | C.J. Abrams | Was | | SS | 2661 | | | | | Ozzie Albies | Atl | | 2B | 2597 | | | | | Spencer Torkelson | Det | | 1B | 2561 | | 2027* | | | Paul Goldschmidt | FA | | 1B | 2196 | | | | | Nolan Arenado | StL | | 3B | 1776 | | | | | Jo Adell | LAA | | OF | 1742 | | | | | Jake Burger | Tex | | 1B | 1234 | | | | | Javier Baez | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 1097 | | | | | Jonathan Aranda | TB | | 1B | 939 | | 2026* | | | Jasson Dominguez | NYY | | OF | 771 | | | | | Miguel Andujar | FA | | 3B, OF | 762 | | | | | Victor Scott | StL | | OF | 675 | | | | | Randal Grichuk | FA | | OF | 614 | | | | | Miguel Amaya | ChC | | C | 284 | | | | | Luisangel Acuna | NYM | | 2B, 3B, SS | 189 | | | | | Kris Bryant | Col | | DH | 184 | | | | | Warming Bernabel | Col | | 1B | 163 | | | | | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 161 | | | | | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | | | | | Jace Jung | Det | | 3B | 100 | | | | | Carlos Rodon | NYY | | SP | 4090 | | | | | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 2860 | | 2026* | | | Chris Sale | Atl | | SP | 2729 | | | | | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2634 | | 2026* | | | Robert Suarez | FA | | RP | 2385 | | | | | Patrick Corbin | FA | | SP | 2008 | | | | | Shane Smith | CWS | | SP | 1644 | | | | | Ryan Helsley | FA | | RP | 1442 | | | | | Randy Vasquez | SD | | SP | 1355 | | | | | Garrett Whitlock | Bos | | RP | 1340 | | | | | Reid Detmers | LAA | | RP | 885 | | | | | Sean Newcomb | FA | | RP | 806 | | | | | Stephen Kolek | KC | | SP | 696 | | | | | Mitch Spence | Ath | | RP | 570 | | | | | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP, x | 524 | | | | | Drew Pomeranz | FA | | RP | 512 | | | | | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 379 | | | | | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 261 | | | | | Sawyer Gipson-Long | Det | | RP | 105 | | | | pr | Jacob Berry | Mia | | 1B, 3B, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Druw Jones | Ari | | OF, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
23 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
17 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
19 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
18 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
35 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
0 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
42 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 3 |
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